vampirevvekend:

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

Social media explained by Supernatural

funnycas:

facebook:

instagram:

tumblr:

twitter:

spotify:

netflix:

amazon:

pinterest:

youtube:

google:

rainnecassidy:

unpretty:

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

MASTER HAS GIVEN THE ERECTION A SOCK

THE ERECTION IS FREE

theprojectsprodigy:

When you in bed having an imaginary argument with someone and in your head they say some out of pocket shit

L U C I L L E  Y’ALL

reallyreallyreallytrying:

grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.

madness–princess:

me: it’s okay if people dislike my favorite character. everyone is entitled to their own opinion

person: *dislikes my favorite character*

me:

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

jotunprince:

are you a “drinks boiling hot coffee in the middle of summer” gay or a “drinks frozen milkshakes in the middle of winter” gay

mishasminions:

JENSEN AND MISHA PICKING ON JARED GIVES ME LIFE

lorellaigilmore:

the concept of money is disgusting and repulsive but i wouldn’t say no to a check for five thousand us dollars